If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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