Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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