great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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