If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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