I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
then he tried to convert me to islam
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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