I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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