i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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