watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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