Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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