btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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