I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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