I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I need you to use more vowels.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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