Don't you send me to vm
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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