My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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