All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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