so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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