don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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