Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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