obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
false alarm. still invincible.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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