I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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