Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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