...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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