Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
this will be a night to untag.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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