Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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