your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
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You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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