she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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