When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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