i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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