oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
