Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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