Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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