direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
