oh god the rape fog is back!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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