these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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