It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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