I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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