dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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