is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Don't EVER smell your tampon
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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