big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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