ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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