He is such a slut. More and more my type.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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