butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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