My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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