Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize
