Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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