I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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