I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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