did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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