I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
