After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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