Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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