I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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