What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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