Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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