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How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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